I Became the Villainous Writer In Wuxia Romance Chapter 2

[ Chapter 2: The Crazy Fiancé - 1 ]

What would happen if I were to transmigrate into the novel I wrote?

If I were to transmigrate into my first work, it would be great to become the protagonist. 

Even though it would be embarrassing to read my first work now- which I wrote inspired by my adolescent delusions -it would still be enjoyable to be the main character who forms a harem of charming female characters.

It could also be nice to become the protagonist of the erotic novel I wrote during the peak of my sexual desires; No man would reject the world where all kinds of beauties would belong to him as soon as he touches his cell phone. 

Apart from that, fantasy, academy, and modern-themed stories—I wrote various types of novels. 

Actually, If I were to transmigrate in any of these novels, I am not even asking to be the main character. 

Because every novel I wrote was written with passion and extensive world-building, resulting in many hidden pieces. So, even if I were an extra, I could have just taken all the hidden pieces for myself, extracting all the honey from them.

If only I were to transmigrate into the novel I wrote, I would have lived a truly happy life.

That is, if it were my novel.

"But why did I become an extra in this absurd setting?"

After opening my eyes to this world, it didn't take long for me to grasp the situation. 

How many reset, transmigration, or reincarnation prologues I had written? After a brief moment of confusion, I noticed what had happened right away. 

It was also funny that my first thought was to hope that it wasn’t the same work I sent feedback on yesterday. 

Colorful hair in oriental costumes—what kind of martial arts novel had such colorful hair?

"Young master Kang Yoon-ho, let me guide you to the guest room. You look tired, so please rest well and take care of yourself; there is not much time left before we reach our destination."

One of the attendants examined my complexion and guided me to the guest room.

"Got it."

After replying casually, I closed the door and sat down, facing the mirror.

A face of a black-haired man was reflected in the mirror.

It was a setting where characters with various hair colors appeared, but none of them had black hair. 

Perhaps it was the uniqueness of a Korean martial arts romance setting, that gave the person I possessed a distinctive feature, as black hair symbolized a person from the Joseon Dynasty.

   

Then what kind of person was this guy?

Well… The person I transmigrated into was the worst.

Kang Yoon-ho.

He was from a prestigious family of traders.

A wealthy household that accumulated immense wealth by smuggling ginseng.

Kang Yoon-ho was the eldest son of such family.

"And soon, he will be killed by the heroine as the newlywed husband."

A character created to give the heroine, Moyong Sang-ah, the attributes of a widow and a villainess. Additionally, a character who loses all the family assets to her. That was Kang Yoon-ho.

To transmigrate into a person with the same name... No, perhaps it was because there was no name setting, so I ended up transmigrating with my own name.

Anyway, that Kang Yoon-ho was on his way to Moyong State. It was to marry Moyong Sang-ah, the villainess widow heroine in the story. No, she hasn't become a widow yet, so is she 'fated to be a widow' heroine? The phrase ‘self-made widow’ also had a nice ring to it.

"It's too late to run away at this point."

If only I had transmigrated before the engagement, perhaps things would have been different. No, even after the engagement was settled, if I could have turned everything upside down, breaking off the engagement might have been possible.

But of all times, I transmigrated when Kang Yoon-ho was already on his way to the Moyong family to get married.

If I ran away now, then people would say ‘The groom ran away because he didn't want to marry the daughter of the Moyong family?’ and the Moyong family would become the subject of ridicule.

   

They would surely organize a pursuit team to avoid receiving that ridicule. And with the body of Kang Yoon-ho, who has not even learned martial arts, I would be unable to escape far before getting caught.

[Isn't it cruel to marry a man who doesn't love you? So I sent fake evidence of rebellion beforehand that overthrew that man's family, and they were sentenced to death because of treason.]

In addition, it was the time when Moyong Sang-ah had already sent evidence related to treason to the Joseon court.

Whether it was true or fake, in the sensitive political situation of Joseon, which reacts sensitively to treason, that evidence would not be simply overlooked. 

So, even if I were to return to Joseon, I was destined to be executed.

Not only was it too late to run away, but there wasn't much time left to stay alive and make plans to survive either.

[I felt relieved when I killed him as he stumbled into my room, drunk. And as a reward for revealing the rebellion, the deceased man's property went entirely to me, his wife.]

Moyong Sang-ah had clearly said so.

The Moyong family’s state was three days away from where I was right now. The wedding was scheduled three days after my arrival.

If the news of the treason spread before spending the first night with Moyong Sang-ah…  

It means I have only six days left.

"I need to come up with a plan quickly."

I examined the current situation and the highest priority goals.

Situation: If I return to my hometown, I will be executed with my family. If I stay with Moyong Sang-ah, I will be killed.

Since the wedding date is set, if I escape like this, I will be pursued by the Moyong family.

After getting married, I can't return. 

How can I return when I’ll die on the first night?

"Wait, is this some kind of psychology game? Ugh!"

I screamed in frustration at the shitty situation.

"Young master!! What's wrong?!"

Upon hearing the scream, one of the attendants in the adjacent room urgently knocked on the door. 

Is it not soundproof?

"It's nothing. Ah! Bring me some paper, pencil, and ink."

"Yes, I'll bring it to you."

As the signs of disturbance disappeared from outside the door, I decided to continue my thoughts.

‘Kang Yoon-ho, you fucking a**hole.’

Looking at the memories I absorbed, Kang Yoon-ho was a typical spoiled rich kid. He enjoyed alcohol and gambling, and his parasitic house was practically his safe haven.

He lived an enviable life. 

Some people have to work two jobs without proper rest, and this a**hole… F*ck.

Perhaps due to the martial arts romance genre, even the girls in Kang Yoon-ho's memories had quasi-celebrity-level appearances.

It was such a life where he held such girls on both sides and massaged their breasts like rice cakes. They even pampered him like a spoiled child, feeding him food, alcohol, and whatever he wanted whenever he opened his mouth.

Naturally, his parents must have had a hard time seeing him live such a useless life.

'Marry the daughter of the Moyong family.'

‘But Father, why do I have to get married?'

‘Lately, the Jurchens have been causing too much trouble. If we continue with the ginseng trade ourselves, we might get raided. If you marry Moyong Sang-ah, the daughter of the closest Martial arts family to Joseon, we can get reliable warriors.’

‘But I really don't like those martial arts women; they are too energetic.’

‘Do you know where all the food and drinks you've been enjoying come from? If you don't get married, I'll cut off all support and send you to a temple!’

‘Father!’

In this way, he reluctantly agreed, but that fucking spoiled personality of Kang Yoon-ho caused an accident when he met Moyong Sang-ah.

'Looks like you've been drinking.'

It was a designated place for the two to meet. Moyong Sang-ah was late due to her conversation with the prospective father-in-law, and this fucking spoiled brat was so drunk he couldn't control himself.

‘Oh? A new maid… I haven't seen you before…’

‘Now doesn't seem to be the right time. Let's meet tomorrow.’

Just as Moyong Sang-ah grasped the situation and tried to leave, the spoiled brat opened his mouth.

‘Ah, you're my fiancée! That's right, we decided to meet today. Sit here and pour me a drink.’

‘... If you need someone to pour you a drink, call for a maid. I may be your fiancée, but I am not a maid. Engagements are between families, and to form a connection…’

‘You talk a lot for a lowly woman who's fallen from grace. Shut up and pour me a drink, bitch! Whether I buy a maid with money or if my family buys you, what’s the difference! What? You can't pour a drink? Then get ready to be fucked in bed.’

Wow. There are really trashy bastards like this. Even looking at the memories again, this spoiled character seems determined to die.

‘... I'll pretend I didn't hear it. Bye then.’

‘Yeah, yeah, go away. The next time we meet, I'll make you cry and scream under me.’

Haha.

I admit it.

Even if that a**hole dies, he deserves it.

It was so ridiculous that I couldn't help but chuckle. 

If I had heard such remarks in that first encounter, I would have really wanted to kill him too.

But the problem is, the person going to the Moyong family is not the spoiled brat who deserves to be killed, but me wearing the face of that spoiled brat.

"I guess I’ll have to win Moyong Sang-ah's favor."

If I want to survive at least the first night, I need to first restore my relationship with Moyong Sang-ah.

She's already plotting to destroy this guy’s family and swallow their wealth, but I still needed to recover a relationship that won't get me killed.

“And I must not stay in Moyong family for too long."

Of course, the Moyong family is naturally outside the administrative territory of Joseon, so I won’t be executed there.

However, even if Moyong Sang-ah also changes her plans to kill me, I can't stay there for too long.

I only cleared the princess route, so I only knew the rough facts, but the Moyong family was annihilated in the story. The reason for annihilation was the crime of collaborating with the Demonic Cult.

Moyong Sang-ah, who was the heroine, was not suspected for some reason, but she goes out of the story along with the news of annihilation. She doesn't appear again afterward.

If the Moyong family is already collaborating with the Demonic cult, staying there is also a trap. It's best to escape quickly to save my life.

If so, I had to set my goal like this.

"I will restore my relationship with Moyong Sang-ah to a reasonable level. But even if my relationship with Moyong Sang-ah is restored, I will still be accused of treason, so the Moyong family will try to expel me. Then I will escape to Jungwon and start a new life."

Great. It's perfect.

The important thing is how to restore the relationship.

"Young master, I have brought them."

When the door opened, a servant presented me with papers, a writing brush, and ink.

"Good. Leave."

"Yes."

To organize my thoughts, I started making ink by grinding ink sticks.

Squish, squish.

This is unexpectedly laborious.

Is there no such thing as elementary school stationery? I can just sprinkle ink and write. 

Then I could splash ink on my mate’s clothes next to me and make her cry. And when the guy she liked asked what I'm doing, I would grab him by the collar. A fight would break out, and all three of us would end up taking an ink shower and throwing away our clothes, and then we would get scolded by our mothers… just like before.

Ah, those memories. Good memories.

Wait.

Elementary school?

Oh!

There was a method.

A way to save my life using what I do best.

I urgently started writing on the paper.

"That's right. A writer should clean the spilled water with words."

Kang Yoon-ho, you fucking spoiled brat. I'll scrub you clean with my words.

[To be continued…]

TL Note: I'm not able to release chapters at the pace I wanted to because of the series of exams I'm facing right now. But soon, the release rate will increase. Good day.

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